101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
September 14th, 2009
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? What tampon? Try breathing through your nose. A little rug burn never hurt anyone. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? But whipped cream gives me the shits. [...]