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Once a man bought a horse. You had to say ?hallelujah? to make it go and ?amen? to make it stop. The man was riding his horse one day but then he realized he was riding to an edge of a cliff. He was so scared he forgot how to make the horse stop. He [...]
A business woman named Cindy was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Los Angeles. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Donald Trump sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Cindy was meeting with a very important client who was running somewhat late. Being a bold business [...]
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as [...]
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take [...]
Human’s heart is a joke. It’s extremely elastic. It could be so huge that overwhelms, but then it becomes so tiny that I doubt it was even there. It opens and closes so quick that if you are the victim and you dont pay attention, you gonna get hurt easily more or less. It’s a [...]
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have [...]
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your [...]
Một cô vợ xinh đẹp về nhà thấy anh chồng nằm bất tỉnh bên cửa, tay nắm chặt một tờ hoá đơn, bên cạnh là một chiếc hộp cac-tông lớn. Nàng không hề hoảng hốt hay ngạc nhiên mà reo lên thích thú: – A, vui quá! Thế là chiếc áo lông chồn của mình [...]
Mùa khô năm đó, túng tiền xài, tui mới nghĩ ra một cách bắt rùa để chở ra chợ Sông Đốc bán. Ra dượng tư nó, tôi mượn một chiếc ghe cà vom chở chừng năm trăm giạ lúa, chống vô Lung Tràm đậu cặp mé phía dưới gió, cặm sào banh hai đầu cho [...]
Mùa hạn năm đó, tui quảy gùi, vác mác lội từng ăn ong. Đi từ suốt sáng cho tới trưa mà vẫn chưa cạo được ổ nào, còn đóng kèo gát toàn là loại mới ốp lưỡi mèo, mật mới tráng ống. Buồn tình, tui mới lột gùi để mác với dao tre một bên, [...]