And We Wonder Why Aliens Don’t Visit Us…
April 18th, 2011
You Can’t Say Your Tax Dollars Are Just “Wasted”…
April 18th, 2011
I Wonder if He’s Insured for This…
April 18th, 2011
An emergency landing
April 18th, 2011
According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside. source from: ahajokes
Mao haircut
March 20th, 2011
News Report
March 20th, 2011
Some things you should be seeing in news reports… In the Straits Times, it is reported that ‘Overseas traffic experts give the ERP thumbs-up’. They left out the 2nd portion, ‘Local drivers give the ERP the fingers’. That there is a new Bond movie to be film in Malaysia, about an insane Prime Minister who [...]
Two Men & A Lady
March 20th, 2011
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island; – The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady. Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island; – They both had the lady TOGETHER. Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island; – They [...]
Short And Not So Sweet English
March 20th, 2011
The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it effectively when communicating their intentions. Just compare these few common phrases that S’poreans and Britons use to say the same thing: When all has been sold out… Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your [...]
Shoot Out The Lights
March 20th, 2011
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients. He asks, “And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?” Mr. Lim replies, “I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it’s the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for [...]
Cigar in the Mouth
March 1st, 2011
An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he took at a beach standing naked. He didn’t know what to [...]