77
September 15th, 2009
747
September 15th, 2009
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747!
69 Virgin
September 15th, 2009
An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house of ill repute to experience his first sexual experience with a partner. He approached the madam and shyly asked if he could retain the services of one of her fine ladies. The Madam was happy to oblige and started to rattle off a list [...]
69
September 15th, 2009
I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 — that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
September 15th, 2009
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint [...]
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
September 15th, 2009
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You’re Invited To A Dinner Party At His Secret Afghan Lair, by Alan Meiss Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, “Doesn’t that sound a lot like a B-52?” Ask him if he’s looking [...]
5 đứa con
September 15th, 2009
Một phụ nữ trẻ đi đến gặp một bà bói: – 5 năm trước, bà đã bói cho tôi một quẻ rằng tôi sẽ có chồng và 5 đứa con. – Rồi thì sao? – Dạ, bà đã đoán đúng, tôi đã có 5 đứa con. – Thật tuyệt vời! Thế chị còn phàn nàn [...]
5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
September 15th, 2009
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole. 2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized? 3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in. 4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could [...]