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On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese -What kind of “ese” are you? -Excuse me? -What kind of “ese” are you? -Excuse me, I don’t understand what you [...]
This guy goes into a doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?” The guy shrugs and says, “Well I guess I’ll have the bad news first.” “Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours [...]
In the English grammar lesson, the teacher asked: – What are the simple past tense and the simple fu¬ture tense of “MARRY”? A pupil answered: – Teacher, “LOVE” and “DIVORCE”. source from: khoa-lhl
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lack he said to his wife. “Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a [...]
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once [...]
little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. A little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. – “ You don’t [...]
At a restaurant, a guest said angrily: – Waiter! Why is this key in my soup? What do you think of it? – Sir, I’m very happy – replied the waiter – I have looked for it everywhere from yesterday. Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It’s lucky that you didn’t swallow up [...]
“Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?” “Yes.” “Is it not your handwriting?” “Nope” “You take your solemn oath that this writing does not resemble yours in a single particular?” “Yes” “How can you be certain?”, demanded the lawyer. “I can’t write,” smiled the man. source from: khoa-lhlviolet
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the [...]
A wife was telling her “Football Referee” husband: – Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You’ll prepare to go there with me, won’t you? Alas! I can’t go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You’ll have to go alone! [...]