132 legs and 8 teeth
September 14th, 2009
1231 TCN
September 14th, 2009
Trong viện bảo tàng, hai du khách đang đứng trước một xác ướp Ai Cập, bên trên xác ướp ấy là một tấm bảng đề chữ “1231 TCN”. Hai anh chàng nọ hết sức thắc mắc vì tấm bảng ấy. Một anh hỏi anh kia:
- Con số này là thế nào ấy nhỉ?
- Chà, tôi [...]
12- Pack
September 14th, 2009
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ”Well, you see that 3-pack? That’s for when you’re in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for [...]
101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
September 14th, 2009
But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
What tampon?
Try breathing through your nose.
A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
But whipped cream gives me the shits.
Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door [...]
10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween
September 14th, 2009
10. SHE’S A GOBLIN!
9. I’D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHIN IN THE SACK TONIGHT.
8. JUST GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOB YOUR HEAD.
7. SHE’S GOT A COUPLE OF NICE PUMPKINS ON HER PORCH.
6. IF YOU JUST LICK IT, IT WILL LAST LONGER.
5. LET ME SEE YOUR BIG SACK.
4. CAN I EAT YOUR [...]
10 Things Men Won’t Say
September 14th, 2009
Let’s watch Lifetime!
Sex is overrated.
I don’t want to go too far on the first date.
Yes, I did notice your sister’s breasts are bigger than yours.
There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
I’m glad I don’t have a large penis.
My hips are too big.
Aw, can’t we watch Oprah?
Does this suit [...]
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
September 14th, 2009
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your [...]
10 Signs That A Kid Is A Nerd
September 14th, 2009
10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ and other role playing games.
8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says ‘Whom’ instead of ‘Who.’
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals [...]
10 Blonde Science Fair Projects
September 14th, 2009
10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter fluid flammable?
8 ) What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7) Are knives sharp?
6) Can sharks hurt a human?
5) What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4) Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3) Can I eat broken glass [...]
