After You
September 28th, 2009
”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. ”No,” said the brunette. ”Okay,” said the blonde, ”you start.”
After the Honeymoon…
September 28th, 2009
A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replied the man “when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, [...]
Afghani TV Guide
September 28th, 2009
MONDAY 8:00 – “Husseinfeld” 8:30 – “Mad About Everything” 9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions” 9:30 – “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show” 10:00 – “Allah McBeal” TUESDAY: 8:00 – “Wheel of Terror and Fortune” 8:30 – “The Price is Right If Osama Says It’s Right” 9:00 – “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things” 9:30 [...]
Adventures in Disneyland
September 27th, 2009
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.
Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny
September 27th, 2009
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels? Because they like more head room.
Add It Up: Relationship Guide
September 27th, 2009
For all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects…Sorry, that’s [...]
Adam’s New Organs
September 27th, 2009
One day God came to Adam and said, ”I’ve got some good news and some bad news.” ”Well, give me the good news first.” ”I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other [...]
Adam Talks All About Eve
September 27th, 2009
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always [...]
Adam ‘n’ Eve
September 27th, 2009
Q: Who made the first soft drink? A: Adam — he made Eve’s cherry pop