
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young [...]
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The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to [...]
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You Might Be A Computer Nerd If… your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50 you want an 48X CDROM for Christmas Dilbert is your hero you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife” [...]
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We’ve all at one time or another given our best try at tongue twisters, have a look through this funny list and see how you do… Randy wondered why Willie really wasn’t well. Sam saw six shiny silver spoons. Giddy gophers greedily gobble gooey goodies. Slippery slimy snakes slide slowly. Six shiny snails sighed sadly. [...]
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15 Things To Do At Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up [...]
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Al Gore Concession Speech, 1st Draft Good evening, my fellow American: Tonight we come to the end of a long road and the start of a new one. Having exhausted all avenues of appeal in the U.S. and Florida, my legal team has filed a claim in World Court seeking to overturn the Florida elect.. [...]
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Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)… You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass [...]
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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a [...]
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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you [...]
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Techronia Technical Support Services “The world of technology can be difficult for some.” – Press Release We offer a range of quality services to satisfy any possible technical support requirement. Time and time again, companies rely on our services to fish their workers out of daily situations and problems. Most companies only give you the [...]
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