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Girls night out

November 10th, 2011

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman [...]

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Generous lawyer

November 10th, 2011

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you [...]

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0 to 200 in 6 seconds

November 10th, 2011

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When [...]

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Tell me what I am

October 17th, 2011

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given [...]

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There is a blind man here to see you

October 17th, 2011

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower. Send him in.” The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother [...]

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Book on elephants

October 17th, 2011

The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants. The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and the British Empire.” The French submited a text “The Sensuality of the Elephant — a Personal Account.” The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled “An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of [...]

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The Parrot

October 17th, 2011

A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds’ home. One evening, after a very embarrassing comment from the bird, the husband had enough and said to the parrot, “That’s it! You will be [...]

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How To Deal with a Doberman

October 17th, 2011

A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, ‘Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?’ A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his [...]

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Bố ai nhanh hơn?

October 10th, 2011

Ba cậu bé ở trong sân trường đang khoe khoang với nhau về ông bố của chúng. Cậu bé thứ nhất nói: Bố tớ chạy nhanh nhất. Ông bắn một mũi tên và chạy về đích trước nó. Cậu thứ hai: – Bố tớ là thợ săn, ông bắn nhầm một phát súng vào bạn [...]

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Điểm 10

October 10th, 2011

Một ông khách đến thăm nhà hỏi Tèo: – Năm học này cháu được mấy điểm 10? Tèo trả lời: – Cháu được ít hơn cùng kỳ năm ngoái một điểm 10. – Vậy năm ngoái cháu được mấy điểm 10? – Dạ, một ạ!   Source :  xitrum

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