A Toast …
September 27th, 2009
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
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A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game…
September 26th, 2009
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!” The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!” A third batter hits a [...]
A New Set Of Golf Clubs
September 23rd, 2009
”I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!” ”Great trade!”
A Flaky Blonde
September 23rd, 2009
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ”It’s supposed to be a tiger!” Sally cried. ”Honey,” said Dan, “Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!”
49ers New Hires
September 15th, 2009
Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute? They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver.
2nd to 3rd
September 14th, 2009
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second? Because you have a short stop between second and third.
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
September 14th, 2009
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You [...]