A Special Night in Iowa
September 26th, 2009
Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa? A: Prom
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A Sack Full of Chickens
September 26th, 2009
One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack. When he asked, the man said, ”I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm… Chicken sure sounds good tonight.” The [...]
A Roomful of Rednecks
September 26th, 2009
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth.
A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
September 23rd, 2009
Dear Son, I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived [...]
32 Rednecks
September 14th, 2009
Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A: A full set of teeth.
132 legs and 8 teeth
September 14th, 2009
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!