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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a [...]
Techronia Technical Support Services “The world of technology can be difficult for some.” – Press Release We offer a range of quality services to satisfy any possible technical support requirement. Time and time again, companies rely on our services to fish their workers out of daily situations and problems. Most companies only give you the [...]
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese -What kind of “ese” are you? -Excuse me? -What kind of “ese” are you? -Excuse me, I don’t understand what you [...]
Oh, how we love our motivational posters. When some nOOb asks a dumb question on your Internet forum, BOOM! Slap him with a demotivational pic. That’s what the good times are all about <sarcasm/>. So when you wanna slap a nOOb, here are what I consider the top 10 motivational posters of all time to do it with. PS [...]
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your [...]
1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, “That’s a nice kitty.” Drop pill into its mouth. 2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa. 3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold [...]
MONDAY 8:00 – “Husseinfeld” 8:30 – “Mad About Everything” 9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions” 9:30 – “The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show” 10:00 – “Allah McBeal” TUESDAY: 8:00 – “Wheel of Terror and Fortune” 8:30 – “The Price is Right If Osama Says It’s Right” 9:00 – “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things” 9:30 [...]