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The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants. Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng – Hong Kong Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos – Cairo French fried ships – Cairo Garlic Coffee [...]
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world. Microsoft: “How much are you going to pay today?” MTV: “Loud and easy to spell.” Saks 5th Avenue: “You Could Shop Here if You’re Poor, But That Would be Stupid!” Iguana: “The other green meat.” Nike: “Just [...]
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.” On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack. A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry. A couple of kids tried using pickles [...]
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further – eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that he planned to mass-produce it and other edible crockery including [...]
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cruel move, the proprietors of a chocolate catalog purchased the mailing list of a weight-loss organization. Chocolate sales rose almost immediately, but the weight-loss group wised up and now keeps it clients’ [...]
Al Gore Concession Speech, 1st Draft Good evening, my fellow American: Tonight we come to the end of a long road and the start of a new one. Having exhausted all avenues of appeal in the U.S. and Florida, my legal team has filed a claim in World Court seeking to overturn the Florida elect.. [...]
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: You could be a [...]
Techronia Technical Support Services “The world of technology can be difficult for some.” – Press Release We offer a range of quality services to satisfy any possible technical support requirement. Time and time again, companies rely on our services to fish their workers out of daily situations and problems. Most companies only give you the [...]
On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese On a flight from Saigon to Los Angerles, an American sat beside a Vietnamese. American asked Vietnamese -What kind of “ese” are you? -Excuse me? -What kind of “ese” are you? -Excuse me, I don’t understand what you [...]
Oh, how we love our motivational posters. When some nOOb asks a dumb question on your Internet forum, BOOM! Slap him with a demotivational pic. That’s what the good times are all about <sarcasm/>. So when you wanna slap a nOOb, here are what I consider the top 10 motivational posters of all time to do it with. PS [...]