How many men does it take to open a beer?
February 20th, 2010
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Men vs. Women
February 20th, 2010
Men and women are not alike.
Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conculsive
proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following
topics, these facts have emerged:
RELATIONSHIPS:
First, a man does not call a relationshipo a relationship – he refers to
it as “that time [...]
Seminars for Men
February 20th, 2010
COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity
COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework
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Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
February 20th, 2010
THIS MEANS:
1. He doesn’t feel the way he usually does.
2. He is not in complete control of his hands.
3. His emotions are shattered.
4. His skin is numb.
5. He has transofrmed into an alter-ego (i.e. professional wrestler)
6. He is not feeling himself, in a biblical sense.
7. He has been covered in saran-wrap.
8. He is in an [...]
Some people are sitting in a bar…
February 20th, 2010
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My
name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.”
Another guy says, “What’s that?”
The first guy says, “That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.”
Another one says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.
A girl asks, “What’s that?”
He says, “That means I am [...]
How many does it take?
February 20th, 2010
Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you
are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic
friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated
device that is capable of curing all [...]
How many does it take?
January 28th, 2010
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this
gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next
to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another.
After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back
to his place for a “good time.”
“Look,” says the woman, “what [...]
The only wish
January 28th, 2010
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the
middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and
grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface.
After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and
water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed [...]
One of two reasons
January 28th, 2010
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there:
They have no wife to go home to…
or they do.
Say anything
January 28th, 2010
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
