A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells [...]
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You’re so stupid you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
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10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures. 9. Is overly enthusiastic about ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ and other role playing games. 8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture. 7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up. 6. Says ‘Whom’ instead of ‘Who.’ 5. [...]
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