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Three mathematicians were walking down to the railway station one day, deep in conversation about mathematics. They were so absorbed in what they were talking about that as they approached the station, they failed to hear the announcement that the train was about to leave. However they did notice when the train started to pull [...]
There were four people sitting in a train compartment: an old lady who was knitting, a young woman who was reading a book, a lecturer who was talking about his research, and his young student whom he was taking to a conference, and who was listening to his lecturer and taking down notes. This situation [...]
1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly [...]
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke’s Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, “The Cambridge Distorter”, told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could [...]
You live in Asia. You look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you. You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea. People start yelling Ni Ho Ma? People think you’re Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from. At a restaurant, you order [...]
A traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distancẹ Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old peđler sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out. The parched wanderer asked, “Please, Ím dying of [...]
Một hôm, Ba Giai đến quầy của cô hàng nâu nổi tiếng đanh đá. Ba Giai ra đi không mặc quần, chỉ mặc một cái áo dài rộng thùng thình mượn của ông chủ nhà hàng cơm. Tới chỗ hàng nâu, Ba Giai cứ chọn mấy củ nâu đưa lên đưa xuống, rồi thừa lúc [...]
Married is so very frustrating !!! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Married is so very frustrating !!! In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life. “To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football,” the American said. “You Americans are not romantic at all”, the French [...]