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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you [...]
Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)… You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass [...]
This guy goes into a doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?” The guy shrugs and says, “Well I guess I’ll have the bad news first.” “Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours [...]
little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. A little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. – “ You don’t [...]
At a restaurant, a guest said angrily: – Waiter! Why is this key in my soup? What do you think of it? – Sir, I’m very happy – replied the waiter – I have looked for it everywhere from yesterday. Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It’s lucky that you didn’t swallow up [...]
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the [...]
Osin nói với bà chủ: “Nếu bà không tin tôi thì thôi, bà hãy để cho tôi đi” – Nhưng tôi rất tin cô. Tôi còn giao cả chìa khóa hòm đựng đồ trang sức cho cô giữ cơ mà. – Vâng thưa bà. Nhưng mà cái chìa khoá ấy không thể mở được hòm. [...]
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in [...]
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you [...]
