A Blonde and a Shower
September 16th, 2009
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower? A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
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69 Virgin
September 15th, 2009
An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house of ill repute to experience his first sexual experience with a partner. He approached the madam and shyly asked if he could retain the services of one of her fine ladies. The Madam was happy to oblige and started to rattle off a list [...]
101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
September 14th, 2009
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? What tampon? Try breathing through your nose. A little rug burn never hurt anyone. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? But whipped cream gives me the shits. [...]
10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween
September 14th, 2009
10. SHE’S A GOBLIN! 9. I’D LIKE TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHIN IN THE SACK TONIGHT. 8. JUST GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOB YOUR HEAD. 7. SHE’S GOT A COUPLE OF NICE PUMPKINS ON HER PORCH. 6. IF YOU JUST LICK IT, IT WILL LAST LONGER. 5. LET ME SEE YOUR BIG [...]