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Baby Talk

admin — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:01:43 +0000

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

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Baby Drink

admin — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:58:24 +0000

How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender

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ABC

admin — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:24:14 +0000

Wilfred had just learned his abc’s and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
“ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.”

“Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where’s the P?

“It’s running down my leg.”
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3rd Grade Quiz

admin — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:33:34 +0000

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Johnny.
”I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!”

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test.

” What is 3×3? ”
”9.”

”What is 6 x 6 ?”
”36.”

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her he thought Johnny belonged in third grade.

”Let me ask him some questions. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”

”Legs.”

”What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

”Pockets.”

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ”Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions.”

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