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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:30:44 +0000

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Source:jokes2go.com

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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:29:38 +0000

What do you call a blonde with white eyes?

full up……

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What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:28:46 +0000

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.

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51 DAYS

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:28:02 +0000

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts
open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order five
bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a
large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin
toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Soon, three more blondes
arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. “51 days, 51 days, 51
days!” Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising
the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with
a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the
middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around
the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting “51 days, 51 days, 51
days!”
The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the
table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the
Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks
one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, “Everyone thinks that blondes
are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.
Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of
the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days ! ”

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A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…

admin — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:26:17 +0000

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She
cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive.
She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would
change her life.

While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer
who was trying to get his sheep across the road. She stopped
her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her
first good deed.

After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer,
“your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could
I have one.”

The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay.

“637″, said the blonde.

The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact
number, but lived up to his bargain.

“I’ll take that feisty one over there”, said the blonde.

Then the farmer said to the blonde, “Okay, now if I guess the
real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?

Source:okes2go.com

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Backstroke Dolly

admin — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:05:29 +0000

What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?
Islands In The Stream.

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Adventures in Disneyland

admin — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:54:09 +0000

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.”
So they went home.

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Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny

admin — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:53:33 +0000

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

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A Side Order of Blondes

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:22:44 +0000

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?”

“You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back

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A Blonde, the Beach, and…Beer?

admin — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:31:11 +0000

Why doesn’t the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn’t want to get sand in her Busch.

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