Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
January 9th, 2010
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. Source:jokes2go.com
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What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
January 9th, 2010
What do you call a blonde with white eyes? full up……
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
January 9th, 2010
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
51 DAYS
January 9th, 2010
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled [...]
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
January 9th, 2010
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life. While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to [...]
Backstroke Dolly
October 1st, 2009
What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke? Islands In The Stream.
Adventures in Disneyland
September 27th, 2009
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.
Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny
September 27th, 2009
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels? Because they like more head room.
A Side Order of Blondes
September 26th, 2009
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back
A Blonde, the Beach, and…Beer?
September 16th, 2009
Why doesn’t the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn’t want to get sand in her Busch.