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You Might Be A Computer Nerd If… your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50 you want an 48X CDROM for Christmas Dilbert is your hero you introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife” [...]
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients. He asks, “And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?” Mr. Lim replies, “I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it’s the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for [...]
This ethnic fellow Vietnamese buys a convertible one day from a local car dealer. Later the same night, the car dealer receives a phone call. “Excuse me, but do you happen to have an extra set of keys for my new car? I seem to have locked mine in.” “Yeah, sure. Where are you?” “Corner of Main [...]
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. [...]
“Passionate kiss like spider’s web – soon lead to undoing of fly.” “Virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone!” “Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.” “Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.” “Man with one chopstick go hungry.” “Man trapped in whore house get jerked [...]
Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, “I’ll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end.” Chu then said, “then I’ll become Chuck.” After a long pause, Fu said, “I guess I’ll [...]
A tourist from China was traveling to New York City for a two week vacation. He went to the bank as soon as he arrived in order to exchange his Chinese money for American money. He gave the teller 1000 yuan, and the teller in turn gave him 150 dollars. A week went by, and [...]
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel’s butt, just then a guy comes over and says, “What are you doing?” Osama replies, “About 2 miles back [...]
Ảnh: istockphoto.com. Toán cướp bất ngờ đột nhập vào ngân hàng trong ngày đầu năm. Một số mở két lấy tiền, một số tên bắt khách hàng. Hai kế toán đang làm việc tại quầy phải úp mặt vào tường. Bọn cướp lục lọi, lấy hết ví, lấy đồng hồ và những thứ có giá trị [...]
