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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!” “Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking [...]
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on [...]
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Colonel Sanders! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser. Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the [...]
Chủ cửa hàng giới thiệu với khách: “Đây là con vẹt rất thông minh và lịch sự. Mỗi khi ông ném hạt dẻ cho nó ăn, ông sẽ nhận được một lời “cảm ơn” của nó”. Ông khách hồ hởi mua con vẹt nhưng lập tức đem trả vào ngày hôm sau với vẻ tức [...]
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.