The British submited a dry historical account “The Elephant and the British Empire.”

The French submited a text “The Sensuality of the Elephant — a Personal Account.”

The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled “An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of the Science of the Elephant’s Ear.”

The Americans submited an article from “Money” magazine: “Elephants — the Perfect Tax Shelter for the 80s”

Green-Peace submited a counter-entry “Elephants — they’re better than People”

The Russians submited a terse manuscript titled “The superiority of the Soviet Elephant”

But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier “We have no Elephants but wouldn’t you want to buy a Honda instead”

source from: the-jokes

Two days later, the couple was preparing for a short trip, and as usual, the suitcase was too full to close. So the husband said, “I’ll get on top and jump up and down and you see if you can get it.”

After a bit, the wife said, “This is no good. I’ll get on top and you see if you can get it.”

This still did not work, and so the husband said, “Tell you what, let’s both get on top and bounce up and down. That’ll get it.”

With this, the parrot pulled off the cage cover and said, “Zoo or no zoo, this I have got to see.”

source from: the-jokes

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, ‘It’s my dog. Why?’

‘Well,’ squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, ‘I believe my dog just killed it, sir.’

‘What?’ roared the big man in disbelief. ‘What in the hell kind of dog do you have?’

‘Sir,’ answered the little man, ‘It’s a four week old puppy.’

‘Bull!’ roared the biker, ‘How could your puppy kill my Doberman?’

‘It appears that he choked on it, sir.’

source from: the-jokes

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

source from: khoa-lhl

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A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.

Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,’ Buk Buk BuKKOOK!’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.

The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, ‘Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!’ The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.

She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, “Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…”

source: ahajokes.com

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”

“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”

source: ahajokes.com