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According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside. source from: ahajokes
Some things you should be seeing in news reports… In the Straits Times, it is reported that ‘Overseas traffic experts give the ERP thumbs-up’. They left out the 2nd portion, ‘Local drivers give the ERP the fingers’. That there is a new Bond movie to be film in Malaysia, about an insane Prime Minister who [...]
Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island; – The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady. Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island; – They both had the lady TOGETHER. Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island; – They [...]
The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it effectively when communicating their intentions. Just compare these few common phrases that S’poreans and Britons use to say the same thing: When all has been sold out… Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your [...]
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients. He asks, “And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?” Mr. Lim replies, “I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it’s the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for [...]
An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he took at a beach standing naked. He didn’t know what to [...]
Law enforcement officials report an ongoing investigation into leads linking mass murder suspect Jeffrey Dahmer with dozens of unsolved incidents in a score of countries and several historical periods. “This case is turning into one of those Russian dolls that you just keep finding more dolls inside,” says Marshall Perkins, a Milwaukee Police Department detective. [...]
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general’s body, between two points he chose. The first General accepted. He asked the pension [...]
This ethnic fellow Vietnamese buys a convertible one day from a local car dealer. Later the same night, the car dealer receives a phone call. “Excuse me, but do you happen to have an extra set of keys for my new car? I seem to have locked mine in.” “Yeah, sure. Where are you?” “Corner of Main [...]
