Vietnamese Jokes, Truyen Cuoi, Tieu Lam, Truyen Vui Cuoi , Nguoi Lon, Asian Jokes

Try to explain women

November 14th, 2012

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says, “So you would like them.” “OK,” the guy says. “But how come you [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Jokes For Men Tags: , ,

Each man gives a story

November 14th, 2012

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?” So [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Jokes For Men Tags: , ,

Dealing with a lawyer

November 14th, 2012

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Adult Jokes Tags: , ,

A forester and lawyer

November 14th, 2012

A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter’s holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a [...]

Read More >>

Reward for goodness

November 14th, 2012

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, “I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie….Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Dirty Jokes Tags: , ,

His and her road trips

October 24th, 2012

HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Blonde Jokes Tags: , ,

It’s great to be a guy

October 24th, 2012

Reasons why it’s great to be a guy Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. Monday Night Football. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You can open all your own jars. Old friends don’t annoy you if you’ve lost or gained [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Adult Jokes Tags: , ,

Computers are female

October 24th, 2012

The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Dirty Jokes Tags: , ,

Compare the genders

October 24th, 2012

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: And [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: General Jokes Tags: , ,

A woman’s seminars

October 24th, 2012

New Summer Seminars for Women The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Renewable Resource How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour Why Men Don’t Like Any Of Your Friends How To Be A Victim Of Marketing How To Get Out Of Bed Without [...]

Read More >>

Author: Categories: Adult Jokes Tags: , ,