Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this
gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next
to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another.
After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back
to his place for a “good time.”
“Look,” says the woman, “what [...]
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the
middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and
grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface.
After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and
water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed [...]
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there:
They have no wife to go home to…
or they do.
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing
shabby clothes.”
“Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very same
reasons.”
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My
God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Source:jokes2go.com
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
full up……
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts
open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order five
bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a
large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and [...]
